The Rational Irrational Decision Maker
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Hypothesis
If decisions are made using the digits of π, then the answers will appear rigorous even though they are completely random.
Instructions
  • Walk up to my booth
  • Type your question in the box
  • Press the button
  • Get your receipt
  • Ponder the implications
The Rational

Irrational

Decision Maker
A Digital Art Project
by Robert Schlaff
◉ THERMAL UNIT — MODEL π
The Rational Irrational Decision Maker
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Background
π is an important number in math. People take it seriously. So if π is involved in a conclusion, it must be right. On the other hand, π is an irrational number. Its digits go on forever and never repeat. So you should never trust it to make a rational decision.
Results
Across many trials, and because we programmed it that way, the machine produced answers approximately 50% YES and 50% NO. The answers had no relationship to the questions asked.
Conclusion
The machine works perfectly. It just doesn't help.